Hehe Cat

So once there was a cat, he was living in the 18th century. Hehe cat is part of the renaissance movement to the west. Particularly taking from the ancient Egyptian cats. He was recently spotted in North Dakota with his "fake" adopted family. Back to the fact that he was living in the 18th century, so he was basically Robin Hood. He stole catnip from rich persian cats and provided to the poor binguses of that century. He is known by many to be Batman's lost son. What no one knows, is that he accidentally stumbled upon a time machine and became a world-known meme. And to this day forward, he should not be compared to the Hehe movement by Michael Jackson. (This is not a cult. PERIOD).
Oh look! Here comes our saviour, the Hehe Cat.
by Sam Smith twin evil brother December 21, 2022
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Samson Cat

Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.

A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set
I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.

who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.
by Flynnfam January 02, 2012
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brush the cat

I can't go out Thursday because I have to brush the cat.
by BrushTheCat May 18, 2016
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sussy cat

A cat that is sussy. like Literally a cat that is sussy.

smaller kittens must be referred as smol sussy cats.
Oran is the sussiest of the sussy cat.
by susspuss June 17, 2022
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momma-cat

verb

1. To grab someone by the back of the neck with a pinch and drag them around.(like a momma cat).

2. To manhandle someone by the neck to get them to do what you want.
That bitch wouldn't cook me dinner so i had to momma-cat her ass back into the kitchen!
by phoneman005 July 02, 2014
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retarted cat

doesnt know where or what the hell is going on and rolls with it but freaks out at a mouse
oh that damn retarted cat is going through the trash again
by soggys January 12, 2022
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skinny cat

Skinny cats are people that are barely getting by, because the cost of living is so high.
by End All Media February 08, 2021
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