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DUMB ASS

Being a dumb ass is to do something against what your COMMON SENSE would tell you to do
Using “Za warudo” in front of the smartest crusader. NOW JOSEPH KNOWS YOU HAVE TIME STOP DUMB ASS. kakyoin will send a message to him and you. will. die. dio.
by NotAJJBAfan February 24, 2021
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Dumb Ways to Die

A song and video game that was meant to teach people about train safety, but ended up becoming a trend. In the video, it shows multiple beans dying a different way.
Numpty sets his hair on fire
Hapless poked a stick at a grizzly bear
Pillock took expired medicine
Dippy used his private parts as piranha bait
Dummkopf took his toast out with a fork and then burned to death
Dimwit did his own electrical work
Stupe taught himself how to fly
Lax ate a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie and got sick
Clod the psycho killer was invited inside
Doomed scratched a drug dealer's brand new ride
Numskull took off her helmet in outer space
Bungle used a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Mishap kept a rattlesnake as a pet
Dunce sold both of his kidneys on the internet
Calamity ate a tube of superglue
Ninny pressed a red button
Botch dressed up as a moose during hunting season
Doofus disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stumble stood at the edge of a train station platform
Bonehead drove around the boom gates at a level crossing
And finally, Putz ran across the tracks between the platforms.
Me: I created a whole new version of Dumb Ways to Die by Tangerine Kitty!
My friends: Cool! We would love to see it!
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dip dumb

It’s a way of calling someone a dumbass but it also makes YOU sound like a dumbass as well
Elena: 4+1 is 6 You dip dumb

Chelsea: okay first off it’s 5 and second wtf is a dip dumb you dumbass JUST SAY DUMBASS
by Definitionsforeetards October 8, 2018
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Dumb Nut

Your a dumb nut.
by Fungus monkey June 25, 2023
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Dumb boy

A male that thinks it’s okay to molest, sexually abuse, and rape males that make their male victims believe it’s okay to do the same thing while non-sexual criminals guys would attempt to get the justice towards the victim rapist that been molested, sexually abused, or raped by another guy.
Jerry: Timmy was raped by a guy, and has raped a girl named Alicia.
Christopher: the guy who rapes Timmy is a dumb boy.
by LinkxPeach February 8, 2023
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Dumb Blonde

A natural blonde who is not so bright. Can barely spell and doesn't even know the definition of dumb blonde
"Wow, skye is such a dumb blonde, she cant even spell blonde!"
by PinkHairedLooser May 12, 2021
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dumb

how you can write anything here for example:
lol pp popo ha ha i love eatting poo 3 times a day HEY MOM WHERES MY BREASTMILK
YOUR 34 GET A LIFE
THIS IS WHY I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
YOUR BLACK DUMBASS
(this is all just for an example BLM)
by why do i need a pseudonym December 29, 2021
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