Twat Chip

A smaller, more dry version of a twat waffle.

She is like a bag of twat chips, but with more air than twat chips.

by Vaixl June 24, 2018

dip on ya chip

Whoa you got too much dip on ya chip

Sarah: Hey um can I borrow a pencil
Kyle: you gotta get on your knees whore (deep breathing)

Random weeb: WOAH BRO CHILL WITH ALL THAT, YOU GOT TOO MUCH DIP ON YA CHIP

by Simp-of-lengend March 1, 2021

Piss and chips

Piss and chips is a phrase used as a stand-in to more common phrases such as, “Hello,” and “Uhhhhh.”

Teacher: What does X mean in this equation
Jaden: Piss and chips
Teacher: wtf

by Wyattwalnut December 1, 2020

Chip-share

Verb: The act of (willing or unwilling) sharing your chips with a friend.

Stephenson opens a bag of chips.
Tyler: Yo Stephenson, lemme get some chip-share up in here.
Stephenson: yea bro, get some.
Tyler takes some chips, everyone is happy.

by jaybollman December 8, 2011

Chips

The act of sticking a potato chip up somebody’s asshole.

Tom: Yo bro, wanna chips?
Tim: Yeah sure gimmie some chips!

* chips tim *

Tim: Thanks bro!

by tsm_replays December 1, 2022

Banana chip

Kinda sweet, but the crunch can throw it all off. A bit of a bi-polar personality, something that seems good at first but too much of it can get yucky.

My ex boyfriend is a banana chip.

by MainRain October 13, 2018

Soggy Chip

When you get a nice chip ( noun Chip Ch-i-p British English)

And wipe it on a Moist minge. To get the flavour of the Fish and Chips. The opposite of a Well done Chip.

Mate i could do with some fish and chips, but I'm skint.

Why not ask your lass for a soggy chip?

Good idea. cheers mate!

by StreyCat July 30, 2022