(noun)
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
Get the distraction beastmug. A Latino Gang Member That’s Down With The Function & Will Back Hand Slap You Back To Your Hood If Tested
by Just For Giggles November 22, 2021
Get the Beastmug. by Awesome guy 21224355 October 27, 2010
Get the Taco Beastmug. A phrase to use when you see someone who is trying to show off their masculinity to a group of girls or people
- Dan H (to a group of girls) “I do 4 a levels which includes further maths”
- Alfie “oooo sorry beast”
- Alfie “oooo sorry beast”
by Bruiser B September 24, 2020
Get the sorry beastmug. by breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 10, 2019
Get the Sexy Beastmug. A norwegian mongoloid. His mouth is a deformity, so you just have to play along whenever he says something. Don't let his name fool you, he may call himself a beast, but he's smaller than a minature pig. He doesn't identify as a furry, but he's basically a pigkin.
Sadly, he's not Bionic Pig. Bionic Pig is way more popular.
Sadly, he's not Bionic Pig. Bionic Pig is way more popular.
by Squeal for me piggy January 6, 2017
Get the Beast Killer Pigmug. by Charbs4 September 29, 2023
Get the Beastmug.