you i am; a mayo

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"

oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"

by Assistacat February 3, 2021

I am paining

Used and invented by Vincentus, the phrase "I am paining" is very similar to "bruh" and often used when someone says something stupid, or something (unexpected) negative happens.

"Metal is satanism!" - "I am paining"

by Vincentusus February 8, 2021

Amelie

Amelie is the bestest friend u could ever ask for she is always there for u when u need her she will protect u with her life and stand up for u no matter what she is always down to have some fun and is crazy she is the best person to hang out with and u always need her company she can make u smile within seconds no one can replace her

Amelie is always there for u

by anonymous February 11, 2021

4 am

The perfect time for a sandwich. Used commonly when a person is not tired, or cannot figure out a fucking alarm clock and have to wake up early. It is often caused by watching random videos and staying up on social media

I am writing this at 4 am with a sandwich in my hand

by swamphed February 26, 2021

Jasing on a willi-ams

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick

I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.

by PyrozBlazegate March 5, 2021

i am such a disappointment

is when you fail or get a question wrong that you could have gotten it right if you have just USED YOUR BRAIN

broi: gets a question wrong: WHAT IM SURE THAT WAS RI- wait..... i am such a disappointment

by someone else thats not u March 5, 2021

I wonder if I am being spyed on

I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

Someone: I wonder if I am being spyed on

Me: Well, I wonder if I am being spyed on is a common mindset that a plethra of people have because they are self concious enough to think that people want to watch them. However, this may or may not be true depending on where you live.

If you live

in the totalatarian district

of China

then there is a very likely chance that you are being spyed on.

However if you live in the United

States of America,

there is a high chance that you are not

being spyed on

by i wonder if March 13, 2021