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Robert Lemon

“Oh look it’s Robert Lemon! He’s a total jerk who used Odessa’s feelings!”
by someonewhohatesrobert July 22, 2023
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Robert

A man who loves his animals, especially his cats, he names them all after famous painters. He is a big fan of Shane Dawson and would like to be a cat boy and fuck all the cat girl's who rejected him on the internet. He once jumped off a bridge to save his pet Picasso from drowning. He is the example of a real Romanian. He steals very often and is successful too. Don't offend one or they might steal your pets.
Robert: I got some pussy last night
Joe: Yeah I bet it was. Heard her meowing all night. Bet you were pulling a real Robert.

Or

A wild Robert walks up
Steals your purse
After he successfully steals it:
"You've been Rooooooooooooooo-berted, nyeh-heh-heh!"
by Ghost Mario September 8, 2021
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Robert

He's nice, funny and really and I mean really fucking tall
Why the hell is Robert so Tall
by asddddddddddddd February 23, 2021
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Robert

what parents name their child when they know he's gonna grow up to be a fat retard with a 2 inch schlong
robert is a dumb ass hoe
by ssss27282 March 17, 2022
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Robert Zaliznock

I was walking down the street when i saw a Robert Zaliznock a doc left behimd after a walk
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Gillian Roberts

Wow that girl is such a Gillian Roberts
by Dudesome908098097 October 15, 2011
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