jake searles

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.
Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy
by William Searles November 23, 2013
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Jake Connelly

Captain of the Harvard hockey team, Jake Connelly is the hottest off campus/Briar U boy. He just hits different. He is a fucking god and he managed to pull the goddess that is Brenna Jensen.
Hannah wells: “Jake Connelly is so handsome”

Garret Graham: “ shut upppp”
by 🐒 August 10, 2021
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Jake-d

When playing a game of cards and the cards/table need to be cleared, a member of the game will flick his or her hand at another player of the game, and that player will clear the cards from the table. Eye contact must be made in order for the rule to take effect.
Since I lost the last round of Kings, Michael jake-d me and I had to clear the cards.
by Mike Bandana September 25, 2010
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Hi-Jaked

The process of being taken, schooled, taught a lesson or having something stolen from oneself in a suave or debonair fashion by a person named Jake. This usually relates to interactions with females and other social activities but can also pertain to video games, sports, an several categories of work/employment.

Not to be confused with hijacked which mainly correlates to the above listed items and a person bearing the name Jack.
"Hey, that girl is giving me the look; I think i might go and talk to her"
"Better hurry up man, I saw Jake around here and you don't want to get Hi-Jaked, it keeps happening every time one of those Jakes shows up"
by mr.nickel February 25, 2010
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Jake Ryan

A good friend but can easily get grumpy. Likes beer and rock concerts. He can get very stubborn at times but is a loyal person.
Hey have you seen Jake Ryan?
Jake Ryan the cool guy?
Yeah!
He's there with all those hot girls!
Oh man, I wish I was Jake Ryan!
by Over_the_rainbow June 07, 2019
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jake schmidt

A type of kid who plays video games all the time. Jake is A wumbo. He is also is a type of kid who plays video games with a grease monster. The greasiness tends to rub off on him.
Jakers is such a snowflake. Dont be a Jake Schmidt
by Zman2112 February 13, 2018
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Jake Frazier

One of the cockiest pussies to walk this earth. He walks around thinking everyone likes him thinking hes awesome when everyone really just hates him.
Person 1: Hey do you know where Jake Frazier is?
Person 2: Oh I think that pussy is in my gym class.
by Co Be June 01, 2011
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