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Koala Wank

Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree
Patch: "dude i got a dutch rudder last night!"
Jamie: " thats nothing i got a koala wank!!!"
by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009
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hope wank

sexual fantasy wank material that you want to be a reality.
Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'
by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011
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Posh wank

A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
Hey Jeff I'm about to go for a posh wank
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
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Wank-Fu

The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.
Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.
by MrAubergine March 19, 2014
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british wank

To wank ur willy

Masturbate

Beat ur meat

Choke the chicken
"I just totally did the British wank bro"

"Do u ever get any pussy"
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Wank Dungeon

One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum
Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
by alwp3387 June 1, 2012
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Backwards Wank

The act of tucking ones penis between ones legs, to masturbate oneself from behind.
Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017
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