Where a girl effectivley hugs the penis similar to the tit wank but with more cwtching. Similar to how a koala climbs a tree
by BlossomFM&TheWalrus November 24, 2009
Get the Koala Wank mug.Hope Wank = 'Hey Bill I played with my pussy last night thinking of your hard cock fucking my big tits. I want you to do that for real one day.'
by Cherie Hooters July 24, 2011
Get the hope wank mug.A posh wank is slang for a wanker who is wanking with a condom on. Whilst the condom itself does not make the wank posh. The wanker may raise their pinky finger whilst wanking therefor making it a posh wank. To make a posh wank more posh the wanker may drink some tea whilst wanking or the wanker may wear a top hat and monicle. Therefore making the wank more posh.
by MR_Sir March 9, 2018
Get the Posh wank mug.The ancient mystical art of turning any nerd, ginger tosspot, or simpering twat into a killing machine simply by watching Steven Seagal movies on repeat.
Hey, Gavin I just watched Under Siege five times and now I'm cooking up some painful payback on my asshole big brother, I'm gonna go full Wank-Fu on his ass.
by MrAubergine March 19, 2014
Get the Wank-Fu mug.by Whyiseveryfuckinghandletaken May 15, 2017
Get the british wank mug.One who masturbates so furiously the semen drips from the ceiling blocking out all light, giving the impression of a dungeon of cum
Guy 1: dude, whys it so dark here
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
Guy 2: fapfapfapfapfap
Guy 1: ahhh i see you have invested in a Wank Dungeon
by alwp3387 June 1, 2012
Get the Wank Dungeon mug.Steve "hey have you ever tucked your duck between your legs to walk from behind? Like a backwards wank?"
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
Dave "No..."
Steve "yeah me neither..."
by Spunk Sucker April 7, 2017
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