uncle flo

when you shit blood.

"aw man, uncle flo came to visit last night and ruined my date!"

by rokupon September 2, 2017

Uncle Finger

A game your uncle plays with you as a child when you sit on his lap and a mysterious finger enters your butthole but his hands are over your eyes.

"Dude I played Uncle Finger last night and something was totally there, it was so trippy."

by KleverJester October 10, 2018

Uncle

The handyman, child rapist, has a mustache, has hair only on the sides of his head above the ears in your family

Child: Uncle it's 1:05 AM what are you doing?
Uncle: *unzips pants and takes off underwear*
Child: OH GOD NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*uncle takes a round at child's butt*

by TheTurtleOfLife February 27, 2019

Uncle Zak

Noun: a person who betrays his peers for the approval of older people or relatives

I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.

That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.

by 6 Pack Sample December 16, 2018

Uncle vic

A very nice lad , in other words the best fucking uncle ever.

“Uncle Vic is great with kidS!”

by Jsjshsh December 20, 2018

Uncle whore

Someone who willing sleeps with there uncle

That chick is an uncle whore

by The.one.the.only January 1, 2019

Uncle Pector

This is the exact DNA match of Uncle Fester. However he has had his fair share of Hagfish and bobbit worms, ultimately causing him to form into a chrysalis and to hatch as uncle Pector. The hagburps are uncontrollable at this stage, especially at Christmas.

Steven was reinacting Uncle Pector on his Wednesday ritual.

by Uncle Pecter January 14, 2019