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St. Lawrence University 

A small school in the middle of no where which means we know how to get FUCKING TRASHED!!!!! Besides parting SLU also knows how to prepare students for the real world. While the cost of attendance is extremely high they are very generous with financial aid and scholarship. Don't be confused there are still hella rich white kid from the New England Area.
I just got accepted to St. Lawrence University I can't wait to party every weekend and do well in school.
St. Lawrence University by SLUt2022 November 26, 2018

university of washington 

It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.

Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.

Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!

Arizona State University 

ASU is where rich, retarded kids go to school
John: "I got into Arizona State University."

Bill: "I mean your a rich retard John so no shit."

university of gonzaga 

The University that should be known for its academic record and lovely campus. However many will forever know it as the school that you don't take past the round of 32 in every march madness bracket you fill out. Chances are they are the one seed and will bust many brackets of those ignorant people who choose the coolest name or top seeded teams. Lastly Gonzaga should mostly be known as the best University to film a porno no questions asked.
Mate One: Yo mate you know that school that always screws you in your march madness pool.
Mate Two: Yeah you mean the University of Gonzaga. I've learned my lesson and have them loosing early every year.
Mate One (again): Oh Gonzaga, that is where I hit it off big in the porn industry.

universal theme 

Universal themes are ways to connect ideas across all disciplines. It is a central idea about the human condition. It is a generalization about life or human nature; they deal with basic human concerns.
A universal theme is an idea that applies to anyone regardless of cultural differences, or geographic location.
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universal recipient 

A universal recipient is one of the four blood group (AB), they can receive a blood transfusion from any of the other blood types.
A universal recipient is a very lucky person because they do not have to fear of no specific blood group nearby.