Poop face

If ur reading this I’m gonna chop you up you fat shit

Fucking poop face

by WhiteBoyyeknow21 February 18, 2022

Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.

"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."

by Big Zappa August 17, 2009

face-cunt

A woman's (or man bitch's) mouth.

Shut your face-cunt, men are talking.

by snizz master April 28, 2011

BiTY Face

To make a crooked looking smile; normally during self-portraits. Also know as a Poker Face.

Look at her! She just made a BiTY face when she took her own picture!

by iTroy April 10, 2009

Magic Face

The "ART" of oral sex when performed from a female onto a male in such a mind shattering way that the male is faced with a striking reaffirmation of reality i.e. that there must be a God and this God is a good God and that all people and inherently good. This can result in a cheerful demeanor for years after the act is performed fading only slightly after a 10 year period. Can be as bad as it can be good; it may stunt ones growth in other areas of life and well being; having all of ones mind concentrated on chasing the "High" of magic face for ever.

Often referred too as putting you cock in a box full of heaven.

Man - "Holy shit that is the most amazing thing that has ever happen to me or anyone else in a world ever"

Women - "really? you think it was good?"

Man - "Fuck Yeah Magic Face..Please leave. Man I'm hungry. ZZZZZZZZ" - (He slept for 6.5 years)((True Story))

by nickbag9 August 1, 2007

Franklin-face

Originated from the former UFC Middleweight Champion, Rich Franklin.

Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.

The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.

*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.

"Joey beat Bobby's ass! He gave the boy 'Franklin-face."

"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"

"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."

by Kaens January 18, 2008

Dark Face

A girl you meet on the beach at night that sounds and looks good in the dark, but when you take her into the light, she's ugly.

Tim: Dude did you hook up with that girl last night?

Heidecker: No way bro, she was a total Dark Face.

Tim: Gross!!!

by Classic Murph April 6, 2011