Face Dumping

The act of checking your facebook status updates while taking a dump. Usually via a mobile device.
Yo, Why did you take do long in the bathroom?

Sorry, I was face dumping and lost track of time.
by HGH-MO July 17, 2009
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Train face

A person whose face looks like it has been hit by a train.
Guy 1- Bro, what do you think of that chick over there.
Guy 2- Her. She has a train face
by Lol master January 31, 2015
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ASPCA face

Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)

A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.

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The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.

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The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.

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The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.

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The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!

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Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!

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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!

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Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!

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How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
by The Vaginacological Society January 08, 2011
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facing destiny

When you are on xbox and are playing final fantasy 13

when someone looks at your profile when you are playing this game it tells people facing destiny
SPL95 has joined your xbox live party
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SPL95: Hey guys what are you doing?
NOW A FISHER: I'm just facing destiny and Edangles995 is in

game chat playing CoD MW2
by mr. 56 July 27, 2010
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calzone face

A face that resembles a vagina.
Lol. That chick has a blatant calzone face.
by Ed Wilkinson March 22, 2008
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Face Paste

Semen; more commonly used when talking about ejaculating on someones face.
"Yeah I just sucked that guys dick."
"I know, you still have some face paste on you."
by Big Zappa August 17, 2009
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Face battle

Jennifer and I had a major face battle last night!
by Toadette May 27, 2015
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