cookie monster

he eats cookies give him cookies

that kid is a cookie monster

by MR YEETER April 23, 2019

cookie breath

When you're eating a cookie/brownie/cake and you can feel it sitting in your throat and you need water or milk really really bad

"Mitch you're lactose intolerant, why are you drinking that milk?"
"Yeah I know, I just had cookie breath and needed to drink something and that was the first thing I saw"

by whoopmighty December 10, 2016

goya cookies

The best fucking cookies in the world

mark: I got these great goya cookies, you've gotta try them!
you: ew they taste disgusting
you: why do I want more...

by 420inmyanus November 15, 2016

Cookie Cum

When you and a few others form in a circle and all masturbate around each other and ejaculate on the cookie, the last one that does so has to eat it.

Dude: yo you wanna do cookie cum?
Other dude: Hell no bro...

by Mustaj March 6, 2019

Cookie and creme

It's when you're both a vanilla and a kinky person

Gf: babe am I a vanilla or a kinky person?
Bf: you're a cookie and creme hun

by PixelPaula February 10, 2019

colorado cookie

A cookie made with marijuana.

Dude I just made some Colorado cookies!

by shroomz December 23, 2014

cookie comrades

a name for a group of two friends or more (typically girls) who are punk but at the same time enjoy all things cute or kawaii. also particularly enjoy cookies and other sweets avoided by skinny, preppy bitches. this junk food appreciation is used as a "fuck you" to the pressures of modern society to diet and continually lose more and more weight. a mix of both riot grrl and BBW.

"I saw Jenny and Amber eating cupcakes like a pig!"
"Oh ya, you didn't hear? They're cookie comrades."

by colleenmonster September 5, 2007