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by green boi pg3d July 8, 2022
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captain birdseye

someone who doesnt shut up, waffles all the time. comes from birdseye potato waffles's mascot.
see hassle loads
Me: jen allen wrecks my head, she never shuts up.

Friend: yeah shes a captain birdseye for sure!
by red_knickers January 5, 2010
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captain

a name for a really hot and sexy person thats also really nice and kind if you know a captain you should give them a hug and tell them you love them! <3
omg your names captain?? youre so cool!
by dip/captain September 27, 2021
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Captain Slaphappy

One who frequently masterbates
"Anyone seen john?" "Who? Captain Slaphappy?; probably off doing the deed"
by winterkyles January 4, 2013
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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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Captain Novolin

That one retarded kid with diabetes who thinks he's a superhero. He's just fat.
bro richard is such a Captain Novolin
by Icosalord March 19, 2022
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Captain Crunch

When drunk people fall down or get messed up in their drunken state.
*drunk person trips over curb and smokes face on parking meter*
Joe - "Wow, that dude just captain crunched!"
by OSO_LOCO January 21, 2021
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