1)When Facebook makes you do something.
E.g When Facebook at first gives you a choice to upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade your profile in a few days. When the old version works fine and you like it, and wish to keep it.
E.g When Facebook at first gives you a choice to upgrade your profile, but then says it will upgrade your profile in a few days. When the old version works fine and you like it, and wish to keep it.
Dave: I don't want to upgrade my profile, I like the old one.
Fred: I know, but they are automatically upgrading everyone in a couple of days if you haven't already done it yourself.
Dave: Bullsh*t, that's Facebook Fascism
Fred: I know, but they are automatically upgrading everyone in a couple of days if you haven't already done it yourself.
Dave: Bullsh*t, that's Facebook Fascism
by JimmyNZ January 12, 2011
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the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.
Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
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"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"
"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"
by optimous primeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2009
Get the drunk facebooking mug.A Female or Male;prepherably a female. A person you meet on facebook, chat and inbox for a long period of time and then finally meet up, you hook up with "facebook bitch" just once. After the hook up you block her/him and ignore them afterwords.
Jim: so how was your night?
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)
Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)
Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!
by Clairicettttt September 19, 2011
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For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...
by godsgift55 July 11, 2011
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Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!
by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010
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