Douche Powder

Mix this with water and presto! You have yourself douche. Can also be used as an insult.

My wife is cheap, so she buys douche powder.

You are nothing more than a speck of douche powder.

by GG January 23, 2004

douche chips

A variety of potato chips flavored with salt and vinegar, which are also the primary cleansing ingredients found in a douche.

Mary's mouth had that not so fresh feeling until she ate a bag of douche chips.

by Plaid Ninja November 26, 2007

douche waffle

1. noun: An extremely annoying person
2. adj: Good grief, he is a gigantic douche waffle!

1: Dang it, shut up, you douche waffle!
2: That guy is a jerk, therefor he is a douche waffle.

by Siyui December 22, 2008

douche bag

a person with qualities of douche-osity including any or all of the following: popped-collar pink shirt, black undershirt, cell phone clip, goofy hat, hemp bracelet, arm sweat band, living in Michigan, and/or wears 'intellectual' glasses

Cell phone clip, what? Don't be a douche bag!

by Loseph May 9, 2005

douche nozzle

(adj.)- the next step up from being a douche bag, usually a nosy bastard.

Guy: Yea, I boned that chick. And when I was done I gave her a Houdini
Chick: Why're you telling me this?! You're such a DOUCHE NOZZLE!

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

douch baggery

doing things that a douche bag would do

someone is being a dick for no reason, you would go dude enough of your douch baggery

by REPZERO January 8, 2010

Douch Casserole

douch casserole; something that people eat because they themselves are indeed, douch bags.

You: " Shutup Steve! Go eat a big plate of Douch Casserole! "

by Dr. DexT November 20, 2009