aids (alot of intellegent dogs) is when your dog i smarter than an average dog. it is like std( super trained dog) they are good for protecting the owner.
by mwad_is_a_monkey June 1, 2023

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's
by 1Head January 29, 2021

What you say in front of your other friends but it really means "do you wanna come over and get so drunk we can't walk?"
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