texas chili bowl

it involves tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus.

I don't know what kind of kid would give him a texas chili bowl; I only know that I wouldn't ever want to be on that kid's bad side.

by ButtersFTMFW December 04, 2010

Texas Tow-Truck

When a girl gives you a blow job and you dragg her across the bed by your penis

Are those teeth marks

yeah i gave a girl a Texas Tow-Truck

by My Dixie Recked August 14, 2009

The Texas Mud flap.

While having vaginal intercourse the female defecates on the males testicles while his testicles slaps her butthole back and forth.

My girlfriend and I accidentally ended up doing the Texas mud flap.

by H3rmanmunsta September 01, 2017

Lake Worth Texas

Lake Worth Texas is mainly known for Best Buy, pill poppers, and loose white women.

Kenny: hey do you want to go to Lake Worth Texas?
Mario: no I don't need anything from Best Buy.

by SavageRios August 24, 2016

double texas tornado

When you stimulate all sides of the vagina using four fingers in opposite directions in a rotating motion

Him: Stacy why are you walking so funny?

Her: My boyfriend surprised me for my birthday and gave me the double texas tornado, my vag felt like it was in a blender!

by Pussy Punch February 02, 2021

Texas Jump Josh

When you jump a person named Josh after someone pays you money to do so

I can’t hang out today I have a Texas Jump Josh to do

by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

Texas Dry Rub

Masturbating, naked except a cowboy hat, sans lotion. A Raccoon Hat may be substituted, a variation called the Davy Crockett Dry Rub or Santa Anna's Wooden Leg Dance.

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the public restroom giving myself the Texas Dry Rub.

or
Grab me that Coon hat. I'm gonna give myself the Ole' Davy Crockett.

by apt279 May 16, 2019