Top Job

When at a big party remove the lid to the toilet's resivoir and take a dump in it or a wizz. When the toilet gets flushed pee or shitty water will just fill up the toilet bowl again.

"This dude we know was a jerk, so at a party at his house I gave him a top job"

by prof z March 03, 2008

turban top

A Muslim of the Islamic faith who wears a large turban on the head. Also refers to anyone who decides to wear a turban on their head.

Hey turban top! What's under the turban? Take off the turban!!

by the candace! January 14, 2005

muffin top

when a ho wears dem jeans that be too tight, pushin up her love handles, creating a muffin top

if queen latifa wore beyonce's jeans, she'd have a muffin top

by G. Mill March 20, 2006

Topping it off

Topping it off refers to engagement in the act of sexual intercourse immediately after a woman has completed childbirth.

Where's Zach?

His baby mama just popped another one out and now he's in there topping it off.

Oh, you gotta!

by Hadu August 28, 2018

lap-topping

This is the act of using your laptop for whatever purpose.

He is busy, still lap-topping.
Lap-topping is not permitted in this area.

by james8warlock July 21, 2011

Flavor Top

When a stripper or whore takes your beer bottle, inserts the top of it into her vagina, then returns it to you for newly flavored consumption.

While Alex was in the bathroom doing blow, we had that nasty crack-whore stripper give his beer a Flavor Top.

by Oksana Baul October 10, 2008

Top Cop

The chick at the gym with the best ass.

Bro, did you see that chick in the tight black pants? Yeah dude, that's top cop.

by Mikeypapp March 13, 2013