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Party Meat

Party Meat is Josh Kirby. One who goes to Tony’s and lets him have a party in his mouth where everyone is cumming. Tony’s bitch.
Who all is going to Tony’s party, the party meat josh Kirby will be there. We can all cum in his mouth.
by Deep diver October 15, 2019
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faux meat

Dildo, as in fake meat.
"He's in Denver so I've been resorting to faux meat for pleasure. Damn him!"
by den angel January 17, 2009
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Meat Pumper

(Male Version of Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on Drunk swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)
Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well! Pee yew!
by CUDDY July 20, 2020
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Meat Wave

(noun) Typically applied to a heterosexual female (although the term can also be used in reference to a homosexual male), meat wave describes an instance in which one experiences a prolonged period of excessive dick, commonly referred to as "meat," in a condensed period of time. A meat wave is measured relative to the usual amount of sex one has, and the relative time span in which said sexual encounters booty call occur. The term can be applied to routine variations in sexual frequency, but is most appropriately used to describe extraordinary spells of intercourse with multiple partners, which may only occur once a decade. Severe meat waves have historically been known to cause a catastrophic -- often contradictory -- rise in both self esteem and self loathing, which can sometimes trigger short-term reclusive tendencies, commonly known as a "meat retreat."
Damn girl, you've been on Zoosk for only one month and you're already in the middle of a meat wave!
by I<3NicCage86 August 14, 2013
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the soft meat

When your dick isn't hard.

Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
Ex. In a situation like the show Naked and Afraid, Jesse would have to walk around Marissa with the soft meat.
by LongSlong69 July 2, 2014
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Meat Tetris

When gang banging a chick, the men put their dicks in all of the right spots so that they don't touch and they all get some action.
Hey did you enjoy the meat tetris while we railed Melissa? "Yeah I had my dick in her ass, then under a guy's leg and into her mouth, it was crazy.
by Og washing Machine January 3, 2020
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Meat Fork

A sexual maneuver of the hand, like The Shocker, but without using the index finger.
Girl was tight as shit, G, I had to give dat bitch the Meat Fork!
by ekbm January 23, 2009
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