South African surprise

“ Ay remember that girl I left with last night?”
Nicaela! Let me guess she gave you the South African surprise?”

“I woke up and my shit was itchin. How did you know?”

“Bruh she gave them to Ray Ray last month.”
by Roachykins April 21, 2018
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obama surprise

During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
During sex the other night, me and Dave tried the Obama surprise
by Mrbig696969 December 28, 2016
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western surprise

Taking a cattleman’s revolver and shoving the barrel into a woman’s ass while you’re fucking her and then scream “this town ain’t big enough for the two of us”
My wife took the kids and left after I gave her a western surprise.
by LordCatbagger June 18, 2022
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Burrito Surprise

when you are fucking your guy in the ass and then proceed to get another guy to unknowingly suck your dick post ass fuck
"Last night I fucked Mikey in the ass and then gave Andrew a burrito surprise."
by bangkokbananahammock May 27, 2015
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Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.
by Twitchness September 27, 2017
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Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.
Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.
by JT2025 December 27, 2024
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No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.
No alarms and No Surprises, please.
by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021
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