ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 14, 2021

walrus surprise

When you bring a fat girl home drunk, and then she gets on top of you when you wake up.

these bacon bits are gonna turn me into a walrus surprise

by alyssaG123 November 1, 2021

Idaho surprise

When you find human excrement in a public place.

I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.

by anonymous April 16, 2023

noodle surprise

To shove noodles in a woman’s vagina and then eat it out with chop sticks

Jake Zuschlag wants to have a noodle surprise with his girlfriend

by Lil Blitz May 25, 2018

dairy surprise

When a dude nuts and doesn’t tell you.

Did you just come inside me?!
Dairy surprise!

by Deacon117 March 3, 2021

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

surprise insurgent

When you are taking a chick doggystyle and then slip it in here rear, slap her ears, and yell "alalalalalala"

Banging my bitch from behind and shoved it up her ass, ear popped her, and yelled like a hadji. Gave her that surprise insurgent

by the dirty old man April 28, 2014