To demand to go to the bathroom first, claiming that you will be faster because all you have to do is urinate, but then while you are on the toilet, you start taking a crap.
Man, when my roommate got home from the bar, I really had to go to the bathroom, but he claimed he should go first because he only had to piss, but once he got on there, I could smell him, he pulled a piss and switch, and I was stuck waiting outside the bathroom for 15 minutes!
by God Of Bread Sticks January 15, 2010
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you then take sidekick into restroom and IM your friends while "taking care of business"
you then take sidekick into restroom and IM your friends while "taking care of business"
nikkii: ::on sidekick:: "damn i need to pee"
hanch: "you're on your sidekick you moron AIM-AND-PISS!!!!"
nikki: "oh yea thats brilliant!"
hanch: "you're on your sidekick you moron AIM-AND-PISS!!!!"
nikki: "oh yea thats brilliant!"
by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008
Get the AIM-and-piss mug.When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.
“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”
by Bl4ck0psBauer July 16, 2023
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by swaghetti and memeballs January 26, 2017
Get the piss on a dick mug.to look busy at work but not actually be doing anything productive.
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
Originally applied to tradesmen who work with hand tools
I left the wife loads of jobs to do but all she's done is piss tool. What a complete slacker
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
Foreman: Kenny's looking busy today.
Disgruntled Workmate: Take no notice he's just pisstooling about.
Kenny was well known as a pisstooler in the factory
by PWD June 11, 2006
Get the piss tool mug.A state of being far more mad about something than one should be.
Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.
The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
Derived from the fact that anything on the internet should not piss you off to the point of wasting your energy on it.
The first impression of this word is that it indicates that the person's pissed-offedness is more serious than average, but in reality it indicates that the pissed-off person is the only one taking the matter seriously. These are usually the kind of people who believe the internet is serious business.
I was a tiny bit pissed that the bus was 15 minutes late, but George was INTERNET pissed, and was about ready to kick the bus driver in the teeth.
by Trooth January 18, 2008
Get the Internet pissed mug.'Piss-arse' is a synonym (however, not exclusively a synonym) of 'diarrhea'. The literal meaning is 'an arse (or anus) that expels piss (urine) rather than faeces'. Breif etymology: It is believed the original usage was as an alternative word for dysentry and developed a secondary usage as either an insult or as baseless slander.
Statement: I've got piss-arse from eating raw chicken
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!
Insult: You're a piss-ared mother shitter; I saw it you dirty scumbag!
by lipase December 23, 2013
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