Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

bust a spring

To have hard sex on a bed made with springs. If done hard enough you might "bust a spring".

Guy 1: I'm gonna bust a spring with amy tonight!
Guy 2: NIIIIIIIICE!

by Jizzle99 October 7, 2016

Tying Shoe Strings

Handling minor tasks such as running errands or taking care of last minute details or random circumstances. Similar to tying loose ends concluding business making moves. Referencing the basic functions such as learning to tie your shoes as a child.

Question: What's up?

Answer: Nothing just tying shoe strings ...

by AskGeeser August 20, 2016

dried mayo strings

when u cum in a girls hair and she lets it dry then she eats the dried cum off the hair

i thought haley died her hair but it turns out it was just dried mayo strings

by dasdahearf June 23, 2016

The Jeremy springer

The Jeremy springer involves you repeatedly shouting “he’s not the father” as you let your pregnant girlfriend fuck another man, along with two black body guards keeping watch.

Adam: hey wanna watch the game?

Bob: sorry, me and my wife have plans. Tonight we’re going to do the Jeremy springer

by CharlieBrownFingers June 9, 2018

Alina Mia Springer

Alina Mia Springer is a small youtuber called •Royal•. Alina is a type of person who is full of kindness but can be incredibly mean when it comes to protecting her friends. Alina is 10 years old at this time(2021) and has early puberty.Alina got bullied in PREP and grade 3. If you are a Alina, good job

Hey Alina Mia Springer how you doing?
This award goes to Alina Mia Springer

by anonymous December 6, 2021

smack a bitch spring

April 13-20th you can smack any bitch you see and they can’t do nothing about it

There’s Sarah good thing it’s smack a bitch spring

by Momma dicksy April 14, 2022