five second smash

Finish up in 5 seconds

I was with my girl and we had a five second smash

by Coopdogjr February 26, 2017

Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.

Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020

Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez June 8, 2018

Strip Smash bros

Strip smash bros(or strip smash) is a game of smash where when you lose a set you take a piece of clothing off till one side is fully nude.

"Yo babe want to play strip smash tonight?"
"No Bill I have things to do."
"Fine I'm playing strip smash bros with kevin.

by Smashbros official March 23, 2022

Sprinkle Smash

An act by a large muscular man, with a contradictory name, in which he smashes you to pieces when you say something so retarded, you really shouldn't be in his presence.

Guy Hey Sprinkle! I think the reason Christianity developed is because of Hailey's comet, is it?
Girl Shutup Guy, he's about to Sprinkle Smash you.

by 151245 December 14, 2013

Smash

To stick you pipe into someone repeatedly multiple times a week tens of weeks a year hundreds of years a millennium all the time everytime.the person must also have multiple erections that break through the fibers of your pants and hit someone in the face and give them a concussion. It can also be used to describe someone as someone you'd have sex with all the time everytime no hesitation.

School Child: "hi principal"
Principal: "hi child I rlly wanna smash you liek rn"
School Child: "oh"

*principal pulls down his pants... *

by DBE_Orngy April 20, 2023

Smash pass

When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)

Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife

Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*

by Hostilejackalope76 November 25, 2018