salty

butthurt

Y U so salty?

by MEME2017 January 26, 2017

Salty

"The" Emma Best

Emma best was salty cuz she got roasted again

by xxnolananimexx January 30, 2017

Porn-Salty

A description of uber-salty food that triggers a gag reflex, producing the predicament of wether to spit or swallow the contents in your mouth.

"Since this restaurant changed their chefs, the chicken sandwich is just Porn-Salty."

"Damn that chip dip is porn-salty!"

by TPHM September 3, 2013

Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.

Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.

by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty

A sex god yet doesn't fuck

salty the sex god

by Sweetestxava November 24, 2021

Salty Miller

When you finger your girls sweaty butt and taste it.

She was such a hoss in the gym that I fantasized about getting her back to my place and giving her a Salty Miller.

by Spanksee May 17, 2023