Salty Wonton

A sexual maneuver closly related to the extremely popular "Tea Bag" in which a woman takes a sweaty Asain mans testicles inside the mouth.

Maria was feeling satisfied, albeit a little ill after taking a Salty Wonton from Mr Chou.

by Snoop Beardy August 12, 2011

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

Salty

A term used to describe someone who is angry or bitter, often in response to being slighted or defeated.

joe: FUCK YOU (lost fortnite game)
bob: someones salty smh

by dwdwefewf January 19, 2023

salty

being mad

why are you so salty

by j1848salty January 23, 2023

Salty geyser

Ejaculate in partners mouth then tell your best joke

Stand back..

Avoid it like a salty geyser .
Funnier than a salty geyser.

by Sweet misogyny January 25, 2023

Salty Dog

Salty Dog: someone with a insane foot fetish, that wants to lick toes, feet and legs. They suck and lick the salt off of them. Obsession with toes and goes manic and mad with lust for toes and feet.

Good lord, get this salty dog a salt lick, leave my toes alone!

by Voodoo_Scriber February 2, 2023

Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023