Rolling Dump

The act of immediately bathing after taking a dump. This can be done out of convenience (getting ready in the morning as part of a normal routine) or necessity (little to no toilet paper or just a plain messy dump).

If the shower is initiated before the dump it can also serve to mask common noises heard during the act including, but not limited to grunting, squeaking, banging, moaning, plopping, and echoes.

The term rolling is figurative and not literal. There have been no known cases of an individual physically rolling from the toilet into the shower.

"After downing 2 bowls of my mom's chili, I knew Alex was going in for a rolling dump because the shower started right after he sprinted into the bathroom"

by unevenair April 28, 2012

buttered the rolls

When you bust a nut on a fat girls rolls

Hunter buttered the rolls of taylor

by Hunter Andrew August 28, 2017

Mystery Roll

Great looking guy, whose origin is unknown, but what is known is that he is one hell of a guy.

Damn, did you see that Mystery Roll at the Holiday Party.

by Holiday Guy December 19, 2019

Roll Talk

Roll talks are the conversations you have while you are rolling. A roll talk is one of the deepest and most amazing conversations a person can have. The conversation is usually held between two people who are rolling, but it can also be one person who is rolling talking to someone who isn't.

Stacy: Dude, yesterday I had a roll talk with Luke. It was such an intense conversation. We talked about friendships, and graduation, and fate. I cried a few times when it got really intense.

Sammie: Wow that sounds amazing. You must have gotten pretty close last night.

by Smokah0ntass June 15, 2012

Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around

"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"

by The_Weekday July 10, 2016

buttering the rolls

Smearing cum on your hand after having sex and rubbing it on/in your girlfriend's fat rolls

Telling your girlfriend that I'm gonna be buttering the rolls

by Butterrolls October 8, 2017

Spring Roll

Cute dainty penis

His spring roll is good but there's a reason orders always come in 2

by Queenb13 April 12, 2021