When you invite a bird back for a naughty face painting session with the lads and she ends up getting a face full of Robbie G Mugabe.
by flakeonly November 19, 2023

by Unknown 20.0 September 22, 2022

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.
Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.
by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022

You are a Robert all the time
by Horneyboilala May 17, 2018

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees
by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021

Robert Goodwin is a very funny guy. He is extremely hot and can be super kind to everyone. He is also can be the new kid in the school yet still be very nice towards others.
by Howewwe June 5, 2018

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
