penis to cry on

When a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.

To feign empathy and/or compassion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to fuck her.

When a man is emotionally unavailable but sexually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.

Jonh: Dave, where the fuck have you been? I haven't seen you in days.

Dave: Oh, sorry dude. Amy just broke up with her boyfreind and I'm giving her a penis to cry on.

John: Just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that shit doesn't back fire and you end up in the Freind Zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)

by Doctor Bliss December 2, 2011

sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017

The Big Penis

It's what you get when you see something really nice.

"Some Famous Female Who Force My Penis To Become The Big Penis."

by G motherfuckin G April 6, 2018

Penis Pullers

Another word for skinny jeans except, that these will make your penis size decrease, and make you a social outcast hence the name Penis Pullers.

Look at that dude he's totally rocking Penis Pullers

by RomeyPooh March 30, 2011

[penis swear]

Similar to a pinky swear, two people must have sex to prove that they are telling the truth. In effect; swearing on the penis.

"I would totally be the best you've had in the sack."
"penis swear?"

by Team J March 28, 2009

Penis Trout

A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.

Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!

by LordChikin June 4, 2017

penis hand

when one touches their penis and scrotum with their hand and then wipes it on another's face

Brown Starr just gave Betsy penis hand.

by Walter Jenkins March 2, 2010