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Steve Jobs-less

A business leader who pretends to be a thought provoker (innovator) only to secretly align themselves willing patsy (proxy) of an larger agenda that benefits them directly or the groups they’re aligned with for the sole purpose of control and/or greed.

They fear exposure and pivot to join the bandwagon successful business leaders who take calculated risk without worry of corporate judgment or backlash.
Did you hear about Steve Jobs-less over at Company X that required all workers to come back to the office during Covid? Regardless of the fact the company made record profits and higher productivity, all because the President said we should.

As a result, they loss all of their experience workers to other competitors moving away from they old business model and then they suddenly walked back their policy due to revenue loss. They knew they never needed their workers to be the office in the first place, especially with the type of work they do. It’s ridiculous.
by LBtheG May 8, 2022
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Steve

oh look there's Steve going to punch a tree
by Hacker239283 February 21, 2024
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Steve Job

A “Steve Job” is a sexual term mostly used to describe and incomplete sexual act. As if a prostitute were to “stop sucking you off right before you bust a nut” since you never get what you pay for with Apple products.
“I paid that dirty hooker $40 for a BJ and she gave me a Steve Job instead and ran off with my cash!”
by FatBoyJournals January 14, 2022
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Steve

The name Steve itself inculcates an idea of sexy young man who is probably good at what he does. He is known for what he does best and for having most of his friends' mothers in his DMs.
Ayyo! That guy is so much of a Steve! Wish I was that much of a Steve.
by Stefanos November 22, 2021
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Steve

The name Steve depends all about the person. For example, not all Steve's are that bad. Take Steve Jobs for instance, (May he rest in peace) he was fine. But I definitely have met a couple dozen of Steve's that were the absolute worst goddamn motherf**kers in the history of all the earth. They were narcissistic, egocentric, homophobic, sexist, you name it. They were the type of people who would wank to two girls kissing. Absolute disgusting creeps. Then again, I have met a couple of steves who were loyal, empathetic, kind, the works. Basically the absolute opposite off the jagoffs I've met in my time. So if your name is Steve, and your pretty sure your not an A-Hole, your cool. We should hang out sometime and play video games like the broski's we are.
Ugh. That STEVE. What a jerk.
Hey Steve! Want to go to the arcade with us? We had a really fun time with you last time! Wow... That Steve... He's so cool!
by Emmy_Da_Bish201211 February 9, 2024
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Doing a Steve

Anytime you're in discord explaining, talking or otherwise referring to information of importance to the encounter, the mic cuts off
by Sjpedro June 30, 2024
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steve the girl cat

have you met holly cat?

i love steve the girl cat
by stevesbabagrill October 22, 2022
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