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Cross Nippled

When your nipples point inward instead of in front or out.
I was getting ready to bang this chick when she took off her shirt and I noticed she was cross nippled.
by GSpotSniper October 8, 2013
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Vampire nipple

When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.
Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 January 16, 2016
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Dick nipple

A bump on the head of your penis that is considered a nipple, they can grow to be very big.
Charles: dude, I think something's wrong...

Brandon: what is it?

Charles: I am growing something on my dick...

Brandon: ewwww

Charles: should I go to the doctor?

Brandon: yes!

Charles: I think I have a huge dick nipple!
by IAmDillChicken June 22, 2016
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Woman nipple

Do you find it weird that a woman nipple can’t be shown in public but I fat guy nipple can?
by BlankCanvas742 November 14, 2021
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borris the nipple

Something that boys will name their nipple
BOY: YO I NAMED MY NIPPLE BORRIS,

BOY 2: BORRIS THE NIPPLE?
by SillyWillyNirvana July 23, 2017
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cell phone nipple

Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down

so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.
Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."

Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."

Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."

Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."
by jethrojones March 29, 2020
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National free the nipple day

“Why are your titties out?”
“Because it’s june 12th aka National free the nipple day”
by AlMcwiggin June 11, 2022
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