bus date

When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).

person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”

by kikifafiki October 20, 2020

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020

Date

going to the park with trulys to play chess and talk about life

wanna go play chess in the park, drink trulys, and talk about life? it’s a date!

by dylan plays soccer April 30, 2022

dating toy

Dating Toy (noun): A playful and innovative product designed to upgrade the dating experience by creating fun, comfort and intimacy. While the world is familiar with the notion of "sex toys," a dating toy, exemplified by the Big Spoon Pillow, takes things to the next base without the pressure of going all the way.

The world is ready for dating toys. "Who needs wine and chocolates? Or an awkward yawn to wrap your arm around their shoulder? When you have a dating toy like the Big Spoon Pillow? It's the secret weapon for transforming ordinary dates into extraordinary cuddle sessions that redefine comfort and connection."

by BigSpoonPillow August 20, 2023

dates

Dates are historic events for famous people to fill the school books of the next generation.

Forget dates. They are worthless.

by Iamanumber March 11, 2023

Number one rule of dating

Don’t do it over the phone, social media, etc., because you don’t make a connection with the person even if you know a lot about them.

Dude 1: dude I met a girl
Dude 2: how’d you meet
Dude 1: we met over Instagram

Dude 2: seriously dude, remember the number one rule of dating, don’t do it over your phone
Dude 1: shit I forgot, I’ll tell her

by DeanGullberry69 February 5, 2021

Date your ex day

No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰

Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
Bet

by anonymous November 17, 2021