muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
T-Co is a muffin fucker because he is going to DD us out to the lake but sleep there like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too.
by Okonkwo11 May 9, 2011
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Person 1: dude, that sewage mufifn looks epic
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,
Person 2: dude, its not a sewage muffin, my mum made it,
person 3: HEY LOOK! SEWAGE MUFFIN
Sewage Muffin: Dont be crakin mah roflcakes nows,
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Get the truffle muffin mug.The greasiest greaser to ever grease up a non greasy highschool. He has extremely greasy hair, a zombie fetish, and is also referred to as CC, lo rider, and grease ball
Manny dragged Grease Muffin across the floor by his ankles created an oil slick that allowed several students to slide around on their bellies
by Herdingkow123 April 8, 2013
Get the Grease Muffin mug.Lately I have not had much success arranging intercourse with the ladies, so I finally had to go straight to the muffin factory and take care of that shit.
by ghettosteve October 10, 2008
Get the muffin factory mug.A sexual act prefomed by lesbians. It's a referance to when the two or more women's muffin top bump in to each other while haveing sex. Typicaly the girls giggle and laugh while doing it.
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