Logan houston

An amazingly attractive man, six foot tall and 'very' intelligent

Damn, that Logan houston is very hot.

by Drinker o' piss April 22, 2021

Logan Paul

Slang for the word "joke"

Oh, Haha, What a funny Logan Paul

by 420Epic69Nice April 10, 2020

LoganIsm

I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

Loganism means I just got the Grimace shake
Ooh, that sounds delicious
Do you want the Grimace shake?
Yes, it's so nutritious
If I drink it, will it be a big mistake?
Why would you ever think that?
They say it could put your life at stake
And once you drink it, you can't go back
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Let me just say, you're my favorite purple guy
You're the friend that I wish I could multiply
Who cares about Ronald and the other guys?
You make me so happy, that I could just die!
You're the type to leave no child behind
Anyone, ages one to 99
Happy birthday, Grimace!
Your shake is so delicious!
Please I gotta live, because the rabies gettin' vicious (help!)
Happy birthday, Grimace (Grimace, Grimace, Grimace)
What is on your Amazon wishlist? (Wishlist, wishlist, wishlist)
You've given me everything and more
And you're the new friend we're looking for
Happy birthday, Grimace, Grimace
Happy birthday, Grimace (help!)

by gabb the grabb December 1, 2023

Logan

a fucking crack head but no one realizes that he is actually smart Logan's tend to have friends that bug him about everything.

My name is Logan

by Bjbhjgn February 12, 2019

Logan’s cousin

Hot with a fat ass, he even admitted it

That’s Logan’s cousin

by Demarcus’smainhoe May 19, 2022

Logan

Why are ya'll calling me gay?

"Hey Logan, did you look up your name in Urban Dictionary?"

"YES! Everyone is calling me GAY!"

by googymoogy October 17, 2021

Logan

Well tbh he can be a bit of a jackass and he knows it. But he never means to be totally hurtful. There are select individuals he is never a jackass to. The more he cares about you the nicer he is to you. But if your a jackass to him he will be a jackass right back. He's fair. He loves to make it clear he is Scottish. Very very clear. But he is very funny too. He could make u laugh every day without even meaning to. He says he's not funny but he is. Its the funniest when he plays sports like football or basketball because he's a total klutz. Like he is the klutziest person ever. But its ok. Because he makes up for it. He is strong and intelligent. He is very negative towards himself and can be a little hard on him self. He can be forgetful so u might need to remind him... a lot. If you are lucky enough to have Logan in ur life be grateful so very grateful. Logan is a one in a million type of person. He is irreplaceable. If u r lucky to date him... just know if he says i love u he means it.

Logan: Hey love
Girl: Hey Logie
Logan: Did u know i love u?
Girl: Yea and i love u too

by HelloWorldIAmC_A_S_S June 11, 2019