by wiwit October 23, 2019

When you’re having sex with a girl while she’s on her period and you connect jumper cables to each other, the negative side to the woman and the positive to the man. When the man inserts his penis it creates a current of electricity.
Frank: “Bro, I heard you and Jenna did the bloody Jump Start last week! How was it?”
Bro: “shocking.”
Bro: “shocking.”
by The Door Dude June 10, 2024

Let’s see what each letter of “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” looks like with every font that’s installed on my Windows PC.
by bluestinger66 February 14, 2023

Best most epic place in the world! Teen night is awesome because the lights are off and there’s gonna be girls, but they have cooties! They have a lot of soda and pizza it is awesome!
Lorenzo: rock and jump is awesome
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
Matt: but there’s girls and they have cooties
Fred: I’m gonna have soda and stay up late it is epic
by Fat ass Rick May 4, 2018

by Vf500f November 21, 2018

A term my friend coined in which you jump when you thrust that cooch, increasing sexual pleasure ten-fold
by Nobody’s here? Huh, that’s odd November 28, 2024

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
