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Jizz Simp

A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
by BluntK1ng August 16, 2021
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Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.
Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.
by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020
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Osama Jizz Laden

Wearing a suicide best while having intercourse, which is timed to blow up when you cum.
“Yo did you hear about Austin”
“Yea I heard he died doing an Osama Jizz Laden”
by HomingPigeon April 23, 2025
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Jizz

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.
by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019
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jizz string

1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.
Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!
by SgtKracka April 1, 2015
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Jizz box

Small box typically cardboard filled with spunk and is then ingested by your other half typically with cheerios
love, im feeling funky can we do a jizz box tonight
by marckowski January 6, 2023
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Jizz

(1). <n> Slang for semen.
(2). <v> Slang for the action of ejaculation.
(1). After we had sex, I had to clean up all the jizz on my bedsheets.
(2). I masturbated a bit too hard and jizzed.
by Miles4Daze March 4, 2023
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