Jizz nasty

1. The act of getting a large amount of jizz all over something or someone.

2. Having a good time.

3. When something is amazing.

1. “Dude, did you get jizz nasty all over the tub?”

2. “Let’s get jizz nasty tonight!”

3. “Yo, this pasta is jizz nasty!”

by momluver69 October 17, 2021

Jizz infection

Something gurus deal with all the time if they are in any sort of tensioned and it makes them not interested in having another remainder until they fix their vagina infection after contaminated with semen.

Not another jizz infection. Not gonna sleep with another man forever!

by Golove November 6, 2019

Jizz-Jam-Session

When you make music with your homies while jerking off

Person A: I feel like making some rad music but also like beating tf out of my meet

Person B: then let's get the boys together and do a Jizz-Jam-Session

by smol Karl, Coori May 29, 2018

Jizz whacked

When something is so messed up; or something is so cool.

“Bro you fucked my girlfriend? that’s so jizz whacked”

“Noooo way dude you got a ferrari? that’s so jizz whacked!!”

by wageth July 6, 2019

The Jizz Chair

That one chair at the back of the class that's covered in white liquid (probably jizz)

Hey man, go sit on the jizz chair

by TheShittingAnimal5000 December 9, 2022

Mini jizz

When an event or situation is so exciting that the person experiencing it has a miniature orgasm.

When he saw the guitar solo start for his favorite song the excitement was too much and made him mini jizz.

by Crobx2 March 1, 2024

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!

National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*

by Google Calendar October 18, 2021