"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
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Joke

A joke is anything that is not violent or intentional. Anything verbal is most likely a joke.
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DUB JOKE

A dub joke is when you dub a series into a different language and make dumb jokes in the translation.
Hey that was a good DUB JOKE, props to the translator
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Jared Joke

Jared - "How much you smokin bruh, you drained all the cartels"
Me - "Bro that's a fucken Jared Joke lil pandi hed"
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Jokes

When bullies shove you in your locker. At least that's what they call it.
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Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.
What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …
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Joke

A satirical phrase that makes people offended no matter the circumstance.
Comedy is dying because people can’t take a simple joke
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