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Internetly

in relation to online activites *adverb*
i love you, internetly speaking.
Internetly by Kevin Durr July 26, 2006

internet based research 

using the internet to look at pr0n

also 'web-based research' as used by Hugh Grant in About a Boy ... "..web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled: four units.."
phil> whats marcel been up to in his room all morning?
stella> internet based research
phil> oh that filthy little monkey!

Internet Druggie 

Someone who, while playing online video games, admits he/she is high and/or in the process of getting high. Usually these people are phonies who've never smoked a blunt in their lives but thinks it's cool to impersonate someone who has.
killer405- dude i'm so high right now, this blunt is fantastic!
narby1012- i bet you've never smoken pot in your life... you're just another internet druggie.

Internet Savant 

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.
1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.
Internet Savant by Harmonica John December 28, 2010

internet etiquette 

A collection of guidelines for how to act polite and thus keep your friends on social networking sites and through email and discussion boards, etc.
Wow, your cousin really hijacked that thread--what poor internet etiquette.
internet etiquette by RubyRose September 30, 2013