Helen

An unworthy brag, usually posted on an Internet forum

Some guy in my “ass eaters anonymous club” just told me his record amount of dingleberries swallowed in a day is seven. Ho hum. What a Helen.

by Gossip Gary June 22, 2025

Helen

Stretched out

“Those shoes are too small for you! They won’t Helen “

by Ahhhghhh September 15, 2025

Hellenaboo

An individual (traditionally a Westerner) possessing an obsession or fetishism of Greek, identity, culture, historiography, or (more often aestheticism). Hellenaboos, as with any form of ‘boo’ are not to be conflated with those simply holding in interest in the Hellenic world, but rather those who obsess over its qualities & often focus more on stereotypical aspects & generalizations, such as Pop Mythology & Pop history rather than Genuine Greek culture.

Hellenaboo “OML!!! I JUST CONVERTED TO HELLENISM! I JUST ADORE ATHENA & APHRODITE &!!!”

Non Hellenaboo “you do know there’s more to Greek people than Paganism & Percy Jackson, correct?”

Hellenaboo “What?”

by Itelmen January 12, 2026

Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.

Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"

by blake moseley June 29, 2007

Speed Helmet

To get head in a very fast manner

Dan: Hey how was Happy Feet last night? I heared you only had like two minutes.
Matt: All i have to say is that "the whale" gives very good Speed Helmet

by mx, dp October 5, 2007

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

cock helmet

a shroud made of very soft pliable material much like a helmet, protecting the penis from becoming desensitized, altering the sensation of erotic pleasure.

i really like head so much more now since i have started to wear my new cock helmet thru the day.

by Scott and Montana March 9, 2009