Hood Momma

A woman in your neighborhood who sees kids who don't seem to be cared enough for like hungry n dirty lonly kids and/or the gang or runaway youth n helpfeed them n let them come over to feel safe.

Wow! That hood momma really has a full house tonight!

by Momma D! May 8, 2018

hood expat

Former residents of the hood who leave their old communities for greener, usually suburban pastures, and may or may not bring some of their milder hood ways with them.

Man, I can't wait til we close on our house and get the hell out this ghetto ass neighborhood.

Don't worry. It's a bunch of hood expats out there so you'll fit right in. Ol bougie ass lol

by Soapy Ama May 12, 2018

woody hood winked

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

Slam the Hood

(A mechanic phrase) to give up on a project or stop troubleshooting a car.

"This is ridiculous! I'm feel like i'm going to slam the hood."

by BrianMcFight May 9, 2016

hood zombie

A person or persons who stand on corners and/or pace the streets slanging drugs an talking on cell phones.. Hood Zombie

Hood zombies standing everywhere selling dope. Hood zombies on the corner selling weed. Hey I think that Hood zombie has what I need ..

by ack78 September 21, 2016

hood worthy

A girl that is attractive enough that a big husky man would take the time to lay on her hood so she can drive her car out of the ditch.

Bryan: Man, look at that hot chick. She sure knows how to wear a pair of yoga pants!!
Matt: Yeah, she is for sure hood worthy!

by Jgum89 September 7, 2016

Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016