by peoplearecrazy April 18, 2022
Get the Wednesday, Thursday, Fridaymug. Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
Get the Fat Bitch Fridaymug. Funny Fridays only happens when you make people laugh everyday even if it's a short amount of time. If thats you like me, then you'll find your Fridays funnier then ever sooner or later.
by Funny Friday Kid June 14, 2013
Get the Funny Fridaysmug. Kiss or hug your crush! Be extra bold to your girlfriend/boyfriend/crush! get lit all day and be BOLD!
by Rick Handy May 12, 2022
Get the freaky fridaymug. The day after Valentine's Day. When all the Valentine's candy, teddy bears, cards goes on clearance sale and you get your side chick something on that day..
Man: I got my girl something on Valentine's day, time to get my side chick something on side chick Friday
by Mrjake2u February 15, 2019
Get the side chick fridaymug. Everybody loves Fridays.
That Friday's pussy was so tight.
TGIFs = Thank God I'm Fucking a Friday
Opposite of Mondays.
That Friday's pussy was so tight.
TGIFs = Thank God I'm Fucking a Friday
Opposite of Mondays.
by Patrician Whitman September 12, 2014
Get the Fridaymug. by Gorgufity October 8, 2020
Get the dragon fridaymug.