Broken foot roulette

When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken

My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette

by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

Satan's foot shavings

Cocaine, Devil's Dandruff, blow, snow, white girl Interrupted, Pablo's powder room. Chasing the white rabbit

James: yo that stoned guy we met before just shouted "Tactical nuke! INCOMING!" And dive bombed a swimming pool and broke his ribs.

Mike: woah! I guess snorting grams of satan's foot shavings before might have taken the edge off

by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024

feet and foot

When you want to talk about your feet and your foot at the same time. Also "my feet and foot", "foot and feet", and "my foot and feet"

Person 1: my feet and foot
Person 2: I thought it was "my foot and feet".

by These are NOT POODLES May 15, 2022

cum foot

The result when one masterbates while bathing and someone steps in the leavings.

Seem's you have a case of cum foot Harry.

by justsomebadguy March 5, 2011

foot-thulu

The dark cosmic lord of feet said to be summoned when a five pairs of feet form a pentagram

Oooooo nooooo they are summoning foot-thulu

by Unclesparta April 26, 2023

A foot long

If you're searching this you're either a horse or a subway sandwhich, either way it ends wrong.

/Foot/ from the latin word kinky or over-whelming.

Jesus! This rat's gotta be atleast a foot long

by Mr.Knoledgeable September 19, 2021

one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner

bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night

by asswhup666 October 26, 2019