Facebook relationship

A couple that seems to only date through facebook and not in the real world.

Brittany and Adam seem like their not even going out!

yea they have a total facebook relationship

by Idiptoastinchili November 10, 2010

Facebook Slam

Verb. The act of denying a friend request via Facebook. It can also be used in the past-tense form, 'Facebook slammed.'

Random Person: May I be your friend?
Me: Absolutely not. FACEBOOK SLAM.

Me: Hey man, I totally just Facebook slammed that bitch back to Kean University.
Friend: Serves 'em right.

by Garden State May 05, 2008

new facebook

The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.

"Have you seen the new facebook yet? it sucks."

by epicepicphail September 14, 2008

drunk facebooking

when someone is hammered and talks to you on facebook, kinda like drunk dialing or drunk texting

"i vane baely reas th e comp screen anuymote"

"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"

by optimous primeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 05, 2009

Facebook Bitch

A Female or Male;prepherably a female. A person you meet on facebook, chat and inbox for a long period of time and then finally meet up, you hook up with "facebook bitch" just once. After the hook up you block her/him and ignore them afterwords.

Jim: so how was your night?
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)

Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!

by Clairicettttt September 18, 2011

facebook philosophers

People who update there status (mainly stones) daily with bullshit philosophies and phrases, in a bid to try and make themselves look intellectual.

For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...

by godsgift55 July 11, 2011

facebook comedian

a person who seems to have a facebook for the sole purpose of cracking (often unfunny) jokes, usually in others' status updates. in reality, they're just looking for attention in a stupid way, and usually not even a real friend.

User 1: I can't believe that all of my work was lost just now when the power went out.
*facebook comedian likes this*
facebook comedian: I can! ololololol
User 2: *ignores previous post by non-friend comedian* daaaamn dude. i'm sorry that happened to you.

by loligagging April 05, 2011