Deadbeat Facebooker

someone who makes a facebook page and never checks it.
the opposite of somebody who has a farmville.

Wow my brother has a facebook but never gets on. he is such a deadbeat facebooker.
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by hermanmelville 1256 February 4, 2010

Facebook Shaggin'

When you leave the room forgetting to close your Facebook and your friend updates your status to say something gay/embarrassing/uncool.

Seth Hummer: just gave my first blow job. It was the best thing i have ever done with my mouth.

Justin Chelf: wtf hummer, you faggot.

Seth Hummer: somebody's been Facebook shaggin' me.

by Seymourbutts5 November 12, 2009

new facebook

The new facebook layout that has everything crammed onto one page and that no one likes. Everyone was much happier with the old facebook, and now we're forced to use this new piece of shit.

"Have you seen the new facebook yet? it sucks."

by epicepicphail October 27, 2008

drunk facebooking

when someone is hammered and talks to you on facebook, kinda like drunk dialing or drunk texting

"i vane baely reas th e comp screen anuymote"

"and i can barely read your writing anymoreee, cause your drunk facebooking me"

by optimous primeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 5, 2009

Facebook Bitch

A Female or Male;prepherably a female. A person you meet on facebook, chat and inbox for a long period of time and then finally meet up, you hook up with "facebook bitch" just once. After the hook up you block her/him and ignore them afterwords.

Jim: so how was your night?
Bill: I had a fantastic night with a Facebook Bitch :)

Jim: NICE
Bill: yes, blocked that broad right after I got it in!

by Clairicettttt September 19, 2011

facebook philosophers

People who update there status (mainly stones) daily with bullshit philosophies and phrases, in a bid to try and make themselves look intellectual.

For example a facebook philosophers may say Don't stay in bed unless your making money in bed etc...

by godsgift55 July 11, 2011

Facebook douche

Someone who accepts your friend request, only to unfriend you a week or two later.

Jim: Hey, are you friends with Joe on facebook?

Bob: I think so, let me check...hey wait a minute, he unfriended me! What a facebook douche!

by roflcopter12 January 2, 2010