dj disease

A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.

Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)

When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.

Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!

by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021

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FlowerPetal Disease

FlowerPetal disease is a similar disease to Hanahaki, being quite similar to the coughing of flowers by Patient A The causing of FlowerPetal disease is from in relationship, one sided love, where Patient A or B show no reply of feelings back, but date the person pitfully, to taunt the relationship, pretending to love them, making the person who liked them, blindsided, unaware of the falsehood of lies being used against them, the person faking the love, may end up ignoring the person with feelings, or cheat on them, etc. breaking their hearts slowly, then break up with person who had feelings, hence causing FlowerPetal Disease, though, it is quite rare as chances of it happening are quite low, 2/10 people in a room may have it. Patients may use a mask when they first discover they have it, then get medicine prescribed for it once it becomes worse. Surgery is an option, though is quite risky of death. 5/10 patients who have gotten the surgery have died, others getting extremely bad symptoms after the surgery, leading to needing meds to help with that, or more surgeries, so most advise not to get the surgery, and to try the medicine to see if that works.

Usually as you have it longer, you will notice that you can predict or notice the days it will act up, or before you start coughing, the flowers invade a small portion of your lungs, making it harder to breathe, but do not make it too much harder to do daily actives, though making it where you may need to take more breaks.

Definition / Define:

a person coughing up flowers from a broken relationship once over
person coughs flowers from an illness because of onesided love

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Example:
She stood up, leaving the room in a rush to the hall, and began coughing up damp white petals.

Do you have "FlowerPetal Disease"?

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Pronounced:
Flow-er- pet-al dis-ease

by eggs_cosplays February 16, 2022

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