the spook who sat by the door

Reference to the classic black film based on the novel by Sam Greenlee. Film was known for exposing racial realities, got banned by the CIA, allegedly.

"Ye is looking like, `the spook who sat by the door`.

by Francis X November 14, 2022

To Open the Bay Doors

To spread one’s butt cheeks during defecation as too minimize the clean-up that will be required.

“Forgot to open the bay doors today and was wiping for hours, so annoying!”

by Ka-Chowder May 11, 2022

Two door spec

A low to medium profile hatchback shitbox from the late 80s to early 90s. For example, the Mitsubishi Precis, Ford Festiva, Pontiac Le Mans, Honda CRX, and of course the quintessential Geo Metro. This type of vehicle is not to be confused with a Smart Car, which is essentially an even shittier golf cart with doors.

A two door spec is the perfect cheater car for a car audio setup.

by Jizz.Farmer May 03, 2019

Door Seat

The seat of the person who has recently told a room silencing joke, one that would make all others feel awkward now that they have heard it. The person being called a “door seat” will have to exit through the door.

Brandon tells an awkward joke; others then proceed to call him a door seat, Brandon must now exit in shame.

by Ham-Hock May 16, 2018

Denser than a door nail in a cubby house

As useless as a nail in a plastic toy house for kids.
Dense, stupid, ignorant

That guys denser than a door nail in a cubby house

by Tomsavage January 10, 2024

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 05, 2024

Macrohard Doors

No, not "Doors". Macrohard Doors is the opposite equivalent to MS Windows.

I need a new processor to upgrade to Macrohard Doors 11!

by MDTTVteardrop July 19, 2023