Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance

Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021

Lucky Disease

The scientific name for Vitiligo

CHILD: Hey dad, whys that black guy got white patches on his face?

FATHER: That my son is called the Lucky Disease!

by Pcmreform June 26, 2024

Corona Disease

A terrible stupid virus that people spread because they were

touching each other bodies like vampires in the night, especially dumb ones.

Corona Disease is a great infecting virus that is very stupid.

by Meh reh March 15, 2020

car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches

Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”

by WinnDixie December 24, 2019

EC Disease

A disease where an individual’s happiness comes from food or the idea of consuming food.

Cass and Em have EC disease.

by Emory B January 8, 2021

Middle Class Disease

An irritating, socially transmitted condition of petulance, loathing, and in some cases guilt caused by a comfortable, middle class upbringing. Also sometimes referred to as "MCD" or "McD"

Have you ever noticed that most communists and socialists throughout history have a severe case of middle class disease?

by S. Anthony September 10, 2016

Londoner’s disease

The act of Paedophilia or cousin marriage. A reference to the disproportionately large number of cousin marriages and acts of paedophilia that statistically happen inside the Greater London area. People from the rest of the U.K. refer to paedophiles as being afflicted with the “Londoner’s disease”.

“See that guy Luke? Guy who just moved from Tottenham? Checked him out on the register. Turns out he’s got the Londoner’s disease”

by Barnabeast98 January 2, 2024