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Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee
I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!
by Dwilli February 28, 2021
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Negative Coffee

When two people get together for coffee and complaints!
Sarah and Tom have gone out for Negative Coffee, again.
by DataGlasses October 29, 2023
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Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.
Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.
by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025
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crotch coffee

when you're driving down the road and you happen to notice that in the car next to you the driver is holding his/her coffee in their crotch.
Danny:Oh my god! Adria look it's crotch coffee!
Adria:HAHAHAH I'd hurt if he got into a head on collision.
by AJSKGJosiewtff April 16, 2008
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Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT
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coffee stirrer

To insert your fingers into someone's anus.
Person A: Oh god, I think I coffee stirred someone.
Person B: Coffee stir?
Person A: I put my fingers in someone's arse!
Person B: You're a coffee stirrer!
by TranTran December 15, 2011
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 9, 2023
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