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Judeo-Christian values

An oxymoron. This is a term uneducated (and people who typically don't want to learn) use to try to clump Judaism and Christianity together, despite them being nothing alike. It is a nonsense phrase.
Bob: "I want to raise my children with Judeo-Christian values"
Janet: "Judaism and Christianity are nothing alike, there's no such thing as 'Judeo-Christian values'"
Bob: "You're wrong!"
Bob: *storms off angry like a child*
by skulk-collective February 28, 2023
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christianing them down

The cheapest people in the world are christians. They bargain on everything. They hold on to their pennies and squeeze 'em so hard that Lincoln begs for mercy.

They go to every sale and try to get the cheapest goods at the cheapest prices. They cheat and steal whenever they can.

Then their televangelists steal money from old ladies by lies and hypnotic methods.
Hey, Hymie, look at that Christian over there! He's trying to get a better price by christianing them down.

Yeah, Schloimie, they are the cheapest bastards!
by Schloimie Fenster November 18, 2009
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Christian Camp Syndrome

When someone who was not very committed to Christianity before comes back from Christian camp with a dramatic strong inspiration to live a better life. It often leads to sudden baptisms and preaching to one's friends for a week or two until it wears off.
Matt: "Hey, where's Mike?"
Jim: "Dude, Mike just got home from Christian camp and now he won't smoke or drink with us anymore. He thinks he's better than us or something now. Every time I call him he's at some bible study thing. "
Matt: "Oh see he's got Christian Camp Syndrome... Don't worry he'll be back to normal in a month tops."
by urboturbo August 16, 2011
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Regent Christian Academy

kid: wonder what its like in hell
kid2: just attend regent christian academy
by ihateschool-213344 May 3, 2009
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santa fe christian

Dumb ass piece off shit school, brainwashes you into becoming gay.
by TheMainHomie October 26, 2018
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Emmanuel Christian School

An occult gathering of deluded conservatives with free-masonry, agendas.
Dang, i have to go to that occult gathering of deluded conservatives with free-masonry agendas called Emmanuel Christian School for the next 6 hours.
by 0o0oFreeDrugso0o0 January 23, 2009
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Crossings Christian School

A front for money laundering from semi-rich families that aren't rich enough to send their egotistical children who are either gay, incompetent, or actual shit heads. The small, white, most likely bi girls that attend the school are almost exact replicas of each other in appearance in fake personalities. It is almost as if they were manufactured in mass like Venezuela's inflation. The boys are also almost carbon copies of each other having long hair or mullets. It has been studied by our wildlife photographers that they can be caught either jerking off to their girlfriends or looking at NFTs to purchase. They will also obsess over the car they drive to school which was given to them by their parents as compensation for not having their mom or dad love them. If you ever wanted to be in a christian school, it's recommended you ask your local homeless man for guidance on that and stay far away from Crossings Christian School.
Rehabilitate your stupidity with sheer incompetence or shit at Crossings Christian School
by Nothing is here, keep scrollin January 20, 2022
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