When your cat ambushes you by spontaneously lying in front of where you want to walk, and you nearly trip on them.
by The bored guy 'doing homework' May 14, 2014
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by fatterthanu September 9, 2023
Get the Cat Gyatt mug.Calm-cat - The latest legal high to hit uk shores. While you certainly can smoke calm-cat, its effectiveness varies for different people. When smoked calm-cat effective, its most common effects include warming throughout the body, a general sense of relaxation and calm, and a sense of mild euphoria sometimes accompanied by giddiness. Inhaling calm-cat smoke can also bring on physical sensations of minty coolness, which usually spread from the back of the throat to the upper chest and persist for about two hours. Many people report that calm-cat sedates them and also seems to have anxiolytic action: some users say that smoking calm-cat helps them find calm after a long day and forget about their worries.
Some people also experience interesting time dilation effects after smoking calm-cat, and tend to both perceive and react to stimuli more slowly; slightly altered vision, including slower movement tracking, also sometimes occurs with smoked calm-cat. Be sure not to drive or do any activities that require coordination and fast reaction time, such as outdoor sports, until you know how your body reacts to calm-cat. While calm-cat does not produce visionary effects when smoked, The overt effects of calm-cat seem to wear off in about two hours for a small dose (about 1.5 grams), returning people to their baseline with little to no noticeable hangover. So not only can you smoke calm cat, but it generally produces quite a pleasant experience!
Some people also experience interesting time dilation effects after smoking calm-cat, and tend to both perceive and react to stimuli more slowly; slightly altered vision, including slower movement tracking, also sometimes occurs with smoked calm-cat. Be sure not to drive or do any activities that require coordination and fast reaction time, such as outdoor sports, until you know how your body reacts to calm-cat. While calm-cat does not produce visionary effects when smoked, The overt effects of calm-cat seem to wear off in about two hours for a small dose (about 1.5 grams), returning people to their baseline with little to no noticeable hangover. So not only can you smoke calm cat, but it generally produces quite a pleasant experience!
by thedrugguy May 25, 2013
Get the Calm-cat mug.Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.
by Piano Cat October 18, 2019
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by chrispy vanilla thunder December 14, 2012
Get the stacking cats mug.Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."
Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"
Guy 2: -laughs-
Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"
Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"
Guy 2: -laughs-
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